You might be a Glock Nut if.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by jrd5173, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. jrd5173

    jrd5173 New Member

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    You touch your Glocks more than you do your wife....

    You kiss your Glock good night and don't your kids...

    You'd rather look for new Glock gear than for porn while on the internet...
     
  2. dutchs

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    You are really sick!! Looking at Glock gear, EEWWWWW!!!:eek::eek:
     

  3. Argyle64

    Argyle64 New Member

    I only look for Glock gear here at work because the porn is blocked. :(
     
  4. jrd5173

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    Lmao.... Too funny....
     
  5. series11

    series11 Hail Commifornia Lifetime Supporting Member

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    You might be a Glock nut if you remember the day you bought your Glock and not your anniversary to your wife....

    ....if you get in arguments with your wife about how much you love your Glock over her....

    ...if in the divorce you fight for custody of your Glock....

    ... if in the end of all this you are just glad to have your Glock back....
     
  6. series11

    series11 Hail Commifornia Lifetime Supporting Member

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    Don't knock it unless you've tried it.... I'm addicted and not ashamed.:)
     
  7. dutchs

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    Ok, I guess admitting is my first step to freedom, I am an ADDICT!!! Ahh, much better. Thank you Series!
     
  8. Admitting that you are an addict means you are admitting to having a problem. I myself personally, don't see my firearm collection as a problem but as a way of life! ;):p

    There for I am not a addict or glock nut. :p
     
  9. jrd5173

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    It's a 15 step program depending on what mag you carry...lol
     
  10. dutchs

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    Mine are only 13 ? Will I ever fully recover to Glock Nut Status!!
     
  11. Argyle64

    Argyle64 New Member

    Denial!!!! It's not just a river in Egypt and you're all in it!!!
     
  12. You might be a Gluck Nut if.....

    You've been on a Glock Forum for 5 days and you've already got 76 posts. Upps, make that 77.:D
     
  13. series11

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    Mag or Mags? if so I am hopeless...:)
     
  14. dutchs

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    OH MY GOD, I am sick!!! been here since March and have almost 6000!! Sick, so sick!!!
     
  15. if you love them so much you work on more than you can count but have never shot half the models you touch