Yesterday in the tavern...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Redhawk41mag, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. Redhawk41mag

    Redhawk41mag New Member

    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
    The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming, "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells' "You're scaring the hell out of all my customers!"
    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts!"
    The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says...

    "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
  2. SHOOTER13

    SHOOTER13 RETIRED MODERATOR Lifetime Supporting Member

  3. Birddogyz

    Birddogyz Regular Guy

    Good one, my Monday appreciates a good laugh.
  4. that is one of the best jokes I've ever heard hahaha
  5. Happysniper1

    Happysniper1 New Member

    Good one! Made my day! :D

    shared with the kids, they wouldn't stop laughing

    CJKOLCUN New Member

    That's pretty good.