Top 10 reasons Men prefer guns over women.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Jimbo, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

    Jim :D
  2. "Youre so wise. Youre like a miniature buddha, covered with hair." :D

  3. iGlock

    iGlock Lead Farmer

    love the number one reason :)
  4. This is great... good post!!!!!!!
  5. A few more.

    Some more. I personally like #15 :D

    #11 - You can't get a venereal disease from a gun. (although it is a sickness)
    #12 - If you prematurely shoot off, it doesn't get mad at you.
    #13 - Guns don't get headaches.
    #14 - Guns don't get PMS or periods.
    #15 - Guns don't scream when you lock them in a safe.
    #16 - It's legal to shoot a gun.

  6. KeenansGarage

    KeenansGarage Hiding in plain sight....

    Ha Ha Ha! That's funny.
  7. iRockGlock

    iRockGlock Active Member

    Great additions lol
  8. iGlock

    iGlock Lead Farmer

    Lol all sounds about right