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#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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"Youre so wise. Youre like a miniature buddha, covered with hair." :D
 

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A few more.

Some more. I personally like #15 :D

#11 - You can't get a venereal disease from a gun. (although it is a sickness)
#12 - If you prematurely shoot off, it doesn't get mad at you.
#13 - Guns don't get headaches.
#14 - Guns don't get PMS or periods.
#15 - Guns don't scream when you lock them in a safe.
#16 - It's legal to shoot a gun.

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Ha Ha Ha! That's funny.
 

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Jimbo said:
Some more. I personally like #15 :D

#11 - You can't get a venereal disease from a gun. (although it is a sickness)
#12 - If you prematurely shoot off, it doesn't get mad at you.
#13 - Guns don't get headaches.
#14 - Guns don't get PMS or periods.
#15 - Guns don't scream when you lock them in a safe.
#16 - It's legal to shoot a gun.

Jim
Great additions lol
 
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