Top 10 reasons Men prefer guns over women.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Jimbo, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

    Jim :D
     
  2. "Youre so wise. Youre like a miniature buddha, covered with hair." :D
     

  3. iGlock

    iGlock Lead Farmer

    love the number one reason :)
     
  4. This is great... good post!!!!!!!
     
  5. A few more.

    Some more. I personally like #15 :D

    #11 - You can't get a venereal disease from a gun. (although it is a sickness)
    #12 - If you prematurely shoot off, it doesn't get mad at you.
    #13 - Guns don't get headaches.
    #14 - Guns don't get PMS or periods.
    #15 - Guns don't scream when you lock them in a safe.
    #16 - It's legal to shoot a gun.

    Jim
     
  6. KeenansGarage

    KeenansGarage Hiding in plain sight....

    Ha Ha Ha! That's funny.
     
  7. iRockGlock

    iRockGlock Active Member

    Great additions lol
     
  8. iGlock

    iGlock Lead Farmer

    Lol all sounds about right