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March Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:


Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
 

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Lol that's a good one. They should also report the number of sexual assaults by TSA agents because if it was anyone else besides TSA, that's what it would be.
 

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Too Funny!
 

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You forgot a couple more:

Bombs discovered: 0
Cupcakes confiscated: 1
Grenades allowed to pass: 2
Explosive compounds allowed to pass: 1
Law Abiding Citizens pissed-off: 77,402,395,001 and counting!
 
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