The airport screenings March Statistics

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Hamster, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. Hamster

    Hamster New Member

    March Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

    Terrorists Discovered 0
    Transvestites 133
    Hernias 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
    Enlarged Prostates 8,249
    Breast Implants 59,350
    Natural Blondes 3
  2. jimmyalbrecht

    jimmyalbrecht Glockn Rollin

    Lol that's a good one. They should also report the number of sexual assaults by TSA agents because if it was anyone else besides TSA, that's what it would be.

  3. Happysniper1

    Happysniper1 New Member

    You forgot a couple more:

    Bombs discovered: 0
    Cupcakes confiscated: 1
    Grenades allowed to pass: 2
    Explosive compounds allowed to pass: 1
    Law Abiding Citizens pissed-off: 77,402,395,001 and counting!
  4. american lockpicker

    american lockpicker New Member

    Didn't some guy get a HK USP and Glock(disassembled) past airport security but they always make sure to take your SAK to resell on ebay...
  5. Happysniper1

    Happysniper1 New Member

    Found this on a shared post in FaceBook:

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