The airport screenings March Statistics

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  1. Mar 21, 2012 #1
    Hamster

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    March Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:


    Terrorists Discovered 0
    Transvestites 133
    Hernias 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
    Enlarged Prostates 8,249
    Breast Implants 59,350
    Natural Blondes 3
     
    Hamster, Mar 21, 2012
    Hamster, Mar 21, 2012
  3. Mar 21, 2012 #2
    jimmyalbrecht

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    Lol that's a good one. They should also report the number of sexual assaults by TSA agents because if it was anyone else besides TSA, that's what it would be.
     
    jimmyalbrecht, Mar 21, 2012
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  5. Mar 21, 2012 #3
    KeenansGarage

    KeenansGarage Hiding in plain sight....

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    Too Funny!
     
    KeenansGarage, Mar 21, 2012
    KeenansGarage, Mar 21, 2012
  6. Mar 21, 2012 #4
    Happysniper1

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    You forgot a couple more:

    Bombs discovered: 0
    Cupcakes confiscated: 1
    Grenades allowed to pass: 2
    Explosive compounds allowed to pass: 1
    Law Abiding Citizens pissed-off: 77,402,395,001 and counting!
     
    Happysniper1, Mar 21, 2012
    Happysniper1, Mar 21, 2012
  7. Mar 22, 2012 #5
    american lockpicker

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    Didn't some guy get a HK USP and Glock(disassembled) past airport security but they always make sure to take your SAK to resell on ebay...
     
    american lockpicker, Mar 22, 2012
    american lockpicker, Mar 22, 2012
  8. Mar 22, 2012 #6
    Happysniper1

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    Found this on a shared post in FaceBook:
     

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