[Hamster]

March Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:


Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

[jimmyalbrecht]

Lol that's a good one. They should also report the number of sexual assaults by TSA agents because if it was anyone else besides TSA, that's what it would be.

 

[KeenansGarage]

Too Funny!

 

[Happysniper1]

You forgot a couple more:

Bombs discovered: 0
Cupcakes confiscated: 1
Grenades allowed to pass: 2
Explosive compounds allowed to pass: 1
Law Abiding Citizens pissed-off: 77,402,395,001 and counting!

 

[american lockpicker]

Didn't some guy get a HK USP and Glock(disassembled) past airport security but they always make sure to take your SAK to resell on ebay...

 

[Happysniper1]

Found this on a shared post in FaceBook: