Most cultures have test of manhood, vision quests, putting your hand in a mitt full of ants, lifting heavy stones, I think as Americans turning 18 should not be enough, so what should our test of manhood be? I'm thinking we should make all 18 year old men (and women if interested, I'm all for equality) fight monkeys. Now before you say no, hear me out. Monkeys don't like you, they told me so themselves and think that the only way to prove you're a man is to fight them mano-a-monkeyo. If you got any better ideas I would like to hear them.