I will never again buy a questionable-quality magazine unless it's out of pure curiosity.
I will never again buy a questionable-quality holster unless it's out of pure curiosity.
I will never again buy a questionable-quality scope for any reason.
I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God." (Title 10, US Code; Act of 5 May 1960 replacing the wording first adopted in 1789, with amendment effective 5 October 1962).