Fresh high & tight. Check Clean uniform. Check High shine on the boots. Check Leaving to work the prom. Che... Nooo! Why did I ever agree to do this??!! PLEASE, SOMEBODY JUST SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!
Muahahahahahahahahah!!!! I hated working the prom. When I was a rookie at the sheriff's office I was 26 and there were all these hot 18 year old women walking around with cleavage sent from Heaven. I hated to "look but don't touch" and to stand around all evening watching "kids".
AHHHHHH...that's funny !! Go easy on them young'uns now !! And, no spikin' the punch !! ( Just drink straight from the flask !! )
Ya got that right Shooter! Maybe it'll dull the ringing in my ears from the loud music! Btw, the girls dont need the prom to show off. Its everyday! Well, I'm going in. If I survive I'll post back!
Screw it dude, 18 is 18. If my woman ever leaves me I'm (27) going recruiting at the local football field. I'll be checking ID.
Well NukinFuts, after reading your post, and also being 27, I am now positive that I need to do business with you. Hey, 18 yrs old...only 2 years past their prime jk...kinda
Eh the way I see it if she is 18 and not a complete idiot/bimbo/immature social reject and you are under 30 then it's ok. Once you hit 30 you gotta aim for 20. After that 20 is always ok, even at 100.
Ha!! I'm 32 and I can't even carry on an intelligent conversation with a 21 year old. Of course, I'm married and don't get to talk to too many 21 year old females but when I do. I always drink Dos Equis. Wait.....ummmmm.
Don't pay the ransom, I ESCAPED! Damn I glad thats over. Five hours of my life I'll never get back. Oh well, a good time was had by all.
I bet there isnt a pair of spikes fpr sale in town because they were all at the prom! And how some of em didnt just POP out on their own is beyond me!
