Picture this. Mall owner is all worried about liability costs if someone gets shot in his money-maker. So, of course, on the advice of his Loss Management insurance specialist, he decides posting a "NO GUNS ALLOWED" sign will solve all his problems and save him some moolah. No brainer, right? Back during the first bombing of the World Trade Center were you aware the FBI did a swoop in an apartment complex that's about two miles from a mall in NJ. It had/has a large percentage of ********* immigrants living there. (Don't want to be specific here. Heaven knows I wouldn't want to disparage anyone.) Seems there was some celebrating going on in there immediately after the bombing came on TV. According to rumors in the local LE communities, Uncle Sam snagged a couple members of the muslim brotherhood during the sweep. Of course everything was kept hush-hush about the results of the sweep. (We all know how anal those FBI folks can be about giving out info.) So now Michael Moneybags has his "NO GUNS..." sign going and he's all warm and fuzzy about saving money and proving he's a very liberal guy. And here I am, Ali (Oop) the terrorist, all hot and sweaty after my daily immersion of some wacko, Al-Qaeda jihad website. And man, let me tell you, I'm all worked up over taking a roll with those 72 virgins. Where to go, where to go? Decisions, decisions. Do I go to the city with all those SWAT police and dogs on the trains and subways? Ah! I know! The mall during the annual President's (substitute any holiday) Day sale. The stupid infidels don't allow guns in the mall. Perfect. Allah Akbar. God is great! Well, needles to say, I'm sure you can fill in the rest of the story on this one. That is why, if there's a "NO GUNS..." sign on the door, unless it's an absolute necessity, I take my business elsewhere. He obviously doesn't deserve my money or my respect.