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I've been watching zombie shows and just can't shake the need for machetes lol so I picked up a new one tonight since I'm on the road this week in case the zombies attack

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I keep one in the back seat of my truck all of the time...............Ya just never know when it may come in handy.
 

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That's for sure might need to cut threw some jungle lol
Well, I am in Florida........... HAHAHA!!! Or those pesky Zombies in South Florida!!!
 

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Nice, but I am a katana fan. Don't have to get as close to the zombie and blade less likely to get stuck.
 

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I've got whatever the big size Gerber machete is in my trunk, sits right by my b.o.b.
 

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NICE BLADE ! I also like the katana/diatana idea too.
 

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This is the one I would like to get.

Full Tang 28" Tanto Midnight Ninja Sword Machete Katana Black w/ Nylon Sheath
 

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^^^Sportsmens Guide. I think it was around 27$? Ill have to find my receipt. I think the guide has high shipping prices though so shop around.
 

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Ive been messing around with making knives for about 7month now. And I've been thinking about making a machete or short sword out of s7 steel (its what they make jack hammer bit out of)
 

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SHOOTER13 said:
Made to decapitate zombies...
I bet you get good use of that!!
 

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I'm a big fan of the Ninja Forearm Machete Blade Full Tang Knife Sword or N.F.M.B.F.T.K.S. pronounced nif-mib-fit-kiss.

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Here's a review pulled from amazon in the NFMBFTKS.

I have been a user of Ninja Forearm Machete Blade Full Tang Knife Swords (NFMBFTKS for short, pron 'nif-mib-fit-kis') for most of my career, and have some that are quite nice. As a professional mercenary and vendor of 'blood diamonds', 'blood coffee beans', 'blood Nike knock offs', and other 'conflict-zone' products, I find myself in need of a good NFMBFTKS regularly.

I was a bit disappointed for several different reasons when this product arrived at my secure compound.

First, this product is sold by a company called 'Martial Arts Land', which is the same name I gave to my home in the Democratic Republic of Congo. I wish the company had done more research into other entities who are also using that name before naming their company. The post office had quite a time, seeing as the shipping label read 'From: Martial Arts Land' and 'To: Martial Arts Land'. I hope they are not the people who have been getting my missing issues of 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine, as the 'help wanted' section is crucial to my ability to earn a living.

Second, when I saw the description of a 'hi-tech' strap in the product description, I was fully expecting something computerized and perhaps operated by hydraulic machinery that would maybe shoot spikes into the arm if someone besides the owner attempted to use it. Imagine my disappointment when it was shipped to Martial Arts Land (my secure compound in DRC, not the original shipping company, see how confusing this is getting?) with a simple Velcro strap. There is no failsafe in the weapon as-shipped to prevent an enemy skilled in the use of ninja weapons from taking this particular NFMBFTKS from you and using it against you.

Thirdly, I did not find the handle to be particularly ergonomic. After using this product as intended for approximately 8 hours a day, I have developed 'repetitive ninjitsu stress disorder' in my rotator cuff caused, I believe at least in part, to the lack of adequate wrist support. I saw an occupational health ninja who agreed with my assessment and suggested I spend hours on end standing under an icy water fall in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter doing ninja poses to help it heal.

All in all, I can see myself using this as a back up ninja forearm machete blade full tang knife sword day-to-day, or maybe on light trips to the grocery store or library, but I will not be replacing my primary ninja forearm machete blade full tang knife sword any time soon.

Pro: Powerful Ninja Weapon Machete Blade Full Tang Knife Sword

Con: Velcro strap not hi-tech Lack of good ergonomics Company name 'Martial Arts Land' is a problem, as I as my home address is also 'Martial Arts Land'
 
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