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Jacob, age 80, and Rebecca, age 75, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:



"Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers,

"Yes."



Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart

medication?"



Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist: "All kinds."



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"



Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Jacob: "How about suppositories?"



Pharmacist: "You bet!"



Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"



Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"



Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"



Pharmacist: "We sure do."



Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and

canes?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Jacob: "Adult diapers?"



Pharmacist: "Sure."



Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
 

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Hahaha.. Lolz
 

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Lmao! Thats great. Maybe i should tell the old folks here at the hospice that joke lol.
 
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