Jotd: 1/28/12

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by nukinfuts29, Jan 28, 2012.

  1. Jacob, age 80, and Rebecca, age 75, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

    "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers,


    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart


    Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

    Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist: "We sure do."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and


    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist: "Sure."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
  2. Boracay

    Boracay ʎ ɐ ɔ ɐ ᴚ o

  3. iGlock

    iGlock Lead Farmer

    Lmao! Thats great. Maybe i should tell the old folks here at the hospice that joke lol.