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87 year old woman gets pulled over for speeding. Cop notices her ccw endorsement & asks, do u have a gun on u ma'am? Lady says yes, I have a 9mm on my side. Cop says, ok do u have any more weapons? Lady says yes, I have a .40 cal in my glove box. Cop says, ummm, ok do u have any more weapons I need to know about? Lady says yes, I have a .45 under my seat. Cop says, **** lady, what are u scared of? Lady says, NOT A GLOCK DAM THING!!!!!
 

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G22GEN4 said:
87 year old woman gets pulled over for speeding. Cop notices her ccw endorsement & asks, do u have a gun on u ma'am? Lady says yes, I have a 9mm on my side. Cop says, ok do u have any more weapons? Lady says yes, I have a .40 cal in my glove box. Cop says, ummm, ok do u have any more weapons I need to know about? Lady says yes, I have a .45 under my seat. Cop says, **** lady, what are u scared of? Lady says, NOT A GLOCK DAM THING!!!!!
Lmao... :D
 

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Counseling After 35 years

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed
her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said..

'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays. . . but on Fridays, I'm at the gun range with my Glock! '
 

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The therapist turned to the husband and said..

'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays. . . but on Fridays, I'm at the gun range with my Glock! '[/QUOTE]

Maybe she should learn to shoot. ;-)
 
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