Joke of the Day!!!

Discussion in 'Glock Forum' started by G22GEN4, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. G22GEN4

    G22GEN4 New Member

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    87 year old woman gets pulled over for speeding. Cop notices her ccw endorsement & asks, do u have a gun on u ma'am? Lady says yes, I have a 9mm on my side. Cop says, ok do u have any more weapons? Lady says yes, I have a .40 cal in my glove box. Cop says, ummm, ok do u have any more weapons I need to know about? Lady says yes, I have a .45 under my seat. Cop says, **** lady, what are u scared of? Lady says, NOT A GLOCK DAM THING!!!!!
     
  2. iGlock

    iGlock Lead Farmer

    Lmao... :D
     

  3. Grabber GT

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  4. SHOOTER13

    SHOOTER13 RETIRED MODERATOR Sponsor Lifetime Supporting Member

    :D Real good...and I can remember it too !!
     
  5. Chub19C

    Chub19C Junior Member

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    Now that's funny !!
     
  6. VCMike

    VCMike New Member

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    :D That is too funny "NOT A GLOCK DAMM THING!!!"
     
  7. G22GEN4

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  8. havasu

    havasu Well-Known Member Supporter

    Counseling After 35 years

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.

    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
    painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
    On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
    unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

    Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
    walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed
    her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

    The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

    The therapist turned to the husband and said..

    'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

    'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays. . . but on Fridays, I'm at the gun range with my Glock! '
     
  9. GAgal

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    The therapist turned to the husband and said..

    'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

    'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays. . . but on Fridays, I'm at the gun range with my Glock! '[/QUOTE]

    Maybe she should learn to shoot. ;-)