87 year old woman gets pulled over for speeding. Cop notices her ccw endorsement & asks, do u have a gun on u ma'am? Lady says yes, I have a 9mm on my side. Cop says, ok do u have any more weapons? Lady says yes, I have a .40 cal in my glove box. Cop says, ummm, ok do u have any more weapons I need to know about? Lady says yes, I have a .45 under my seat. Cop says, **** lady, what are u scared of? Lady says, NOT A GLOCK DAM THING!!!!!
Counseling After 35 years After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said.. 'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?' 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays. . . but on Fridays, I'm at the gun range with my Glock! '
The therapist turned to the husband and said.. 'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?' 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays. . . but on Fridays, I'm at the gun range with my Glock! '[/QUOTE] Maybe she should learn to shoot. ;-)
