How to make a woman happy!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by dutchs, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. dutchs

    dutchs Well-Known Member

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    It's notdifficult to make a woman happy.

    A man onlyneeds to be:


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


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    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked


    2. Bring alcohol
     
  2. deadlift560

    deadlift560 New Member

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    Awesome. Sad, but true! Lol
     

  3. Gun_Aficionado

    Gun_Aficionado King of my Castle until my wife comes home Lifetime Supporting Member

    Nooooo and let him buy a Glock every month or so...
     
  4. havik72

    havik72 Senior Member

    I've always been of the opinion that number 1 is sufficient on its own!!! Number 2 is only required when number 1 requires beer goggles to enjoy!!! IMHO of course!!
     
  5. deadlift560

    deadlift560 New Member

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    My wife bought me my g19 for my birthday In may :) lmfao. Thanks number 3! Haha
     
  6. Gun_Aficionado

    Gun_Aficionado King of my Castle until my wife comes home Lifetime Supporting Member

    Nice!!! That is why it needs to be there!!!
     
  7. runman

    runman New Member

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    Saw the title of this thread and thought all my problems were solved! But no, just a list of what I hear every day.
     
  8. deadlift560

    deadlift560 New Member

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    Lol. I know right. We will figure it all out one day. Seems like even If we are trying our damnedest to do 99 of the things, and are doing good, there's always that one that catches us and they forget about the other 99 we did good. :-x lmfao but ya gotta love em! I wouldn't trade my "old lady" for anything! Perfect wife for me. :)
     
  9. SHOOTER13

    SHOOTER13 RETIRED MODERATOR Sponsor Lifetime Supporting Member

    Amazingly true...they take great care of us and they deserve the best we can provide !!
     
  10. rickjames

    rickjames Hard Work! Dedication! Supporter

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  11. neem19

    neem19 Just trying to stay warm

    Wife say's everything she needs, everything she wants and suprises keeps women happy.
     
  12. BLCKWLF

    BLCKWLF GrassHopper

    *Taking notes….
     
  13. Its a trick, you can never make a woman happy cause they never truly know what they want! We just get caught in the cross fire and try to survive one day at a time. lmao :p
     
  14. BLCKWLF

    BLCKWLF GrassHopper

    *note added...
     
  15. Gun_Aficionado

    Gun_Aficionado King of my Castle until my wife comes home Lifetime Supporting Member

    Eggsacary! No such thing as a happy woman! It is a myth a trick.... Women that seem happy are just getting ready to get upset, bothered, or str8 monthly crazy!!! Yet we are easily fooled, and if you find the crazy that makes you happy you do everything you can to keep her in the illusion of happiness.... Eventually you realize nothing you can do to contain the crazy and you submit to " better ask forgiveness than permission" strategy... I am in so much trouble....
     
  16. dutchs

    dutchs Well-Known Member

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    Oh!! The old saying is SOOOOO True " If Momma ain't Happy Ain't nobody happy":eek::eek:
     
  17. Gun_Aficionado

    Gun_Aficionado King of my Castle until my wife comes home Lifetime Supporting Member

    So true!!!! That is why jewelry stores make so much money... What is wrong honey? Nothing. Really baby what is wrong? That you don't even know shows how much you care! Sweety please tell me if I do not know I can't fix it! I DO NOT WANT YOU TO FIX IT!!!! Next day... Baby stopped at the mall saw this very expensive shinny thing and thought of you.... YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND EVER.... like I said trickery.... Repeat cycle next week.... LOL
     
  18. dutchs

    dutchs Well-Known Member

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    Viscous! Viscous Cycle!! Cruel, Creul, Cruel!! Can't live with em' Can't live with out them! Good thing men are so patient and understanding!:eek::rolleyes::eek:
     
  19. SeventiesWreckers

    SeventiesWreckers Load Bearing Wall

    I've put this one up before, but for the benefit of the new hands, I'll trot it out again.

    If the model you have didn't come with a manual, you better know how to make the correct adjustments.
     

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  20. BLCKWLF

    BLCKWLF GrassHopper

    *ferociously scribbling notes...

    Searching for manual on eBay...