Oh, boy, some of the adventures I've had terrorizing "the boyfriends"!
I have two daughters, 19 and 23. So over the years, the boyfriends eventually are brought home to be introduced to Daddy. WoooWe! Fathers: realize that it is your DUTY to terrorize these boys, and fill them with a fear so great that they would never ever entertain the thought of hurting your little girl or crossing you in ways you do not want to be crossed!
Here's some of my gems:
I was showing one boy one of my AR15s, and told him "This rifle fires a bullet that flies thru the air at over 3,000 feet per second... (then turn to him and ask)... How fast can you run?"
Another one: showing the size of the live .45ACP round, I toss one over to him. I say "That's a heavy bullet, ain't it?" Then I reach over for the round with my palm open, and when he puts it in my hand I close my hand on his, squeeze, and say "You F with my daughter, and the next one's gonna come at you faster than that!"
Or, while he and my girl are playing DDR in the living room and I am cleaning the Saiga-12 in the dining room, I casually say, "Where did you say you live, again?"
How about this: there is a boy you don't like chatting with your little girl in the living room. Now's a good time to clean the shotgun, or the AR, and while you are doing it, keep whispering (aloud) words of love to the gun, and kissing it, while you clean.... gets the boys outta the house really quick!
Oh, the possibilities are ENDLESS!!!!
Yes, I admit it, I am evil!
