Diet Pills

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Jimbo, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Jan 17, 2012 #1
    Jimbo

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    The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late,
    so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that
    will help you to get an erection."

    You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and
    tossed her the diet pills!

    ......almost got me killed!

    Copied from another forum. :D

    Jim
     
    Jimbo, Jan 17, 2012
    Jimbo, Jan 17, 2012
  3. Jan 17, 2012 #2
    G17XJ_BS

    G17XJ_BS New Member

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    That's funny!
     
    G17XJ_BS, Jan 17, 2012
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  5. Jan 17, 2012 #3
    iGlock

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    Thats awesome!
     
    iGlock, Jan 17, 2012
    iGlock, Jan 17, 2012
  6. Jan 17, 2012 #4
    Mike P

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    AWESOME!! lmao......that just became my FB status, see if my wife notices before it's time to go to bed.
     
    Mike P, Jan 17, 2012
    Mike P, Jan 17, 2012
  7. Jan 17, 2012 #5
    KeenansGarage

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    Ha ha ha, when do you get out of the hospital?? My wife would have me buried in the yard...
     
    KeenansGarage, Jan 17, 2012
    KeenansGarage, Jan 17, 2012
  8. Jan 17, 2012 #6
    GAgal

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    Yep. It would be "dead man walking" around this part of N GA.
     
    GAgal, Jan 17, 2012
    GAgal, Jan 17, 2012
  9. Jan 17, 2012 #7
    iGlock

    iGlock Lead Farmer

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    Kinda wife you want watching your back though :)
     
    iGlock, Jan 17, 2012
    iGlock, Jan 17, 2012
  10. Jan 17, 2012 #8
    jfirecops

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    That's what my wife said when I read this to her
     
    jfirecops, Jan 17, 2012
    jfirecops, Jan 17, 2012
  11. Jan 17, 2012 #9
    cwj1981

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    The most corrupt and unconstitutional state of all
    Wow!!!! STEEL TESTICLES on that one!!!
     
    cwj1981, Jan 17, 2012
    cwj1981, Jan 17, 2012
  12. Jan 18, 2012 #10
    american lockpicker

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    Thats clever. :D
     
    american lockpicker, Jan 18, 2012
    american lockpicker, Jan 18, 2012