Did i break wind ?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Redhairdontcare, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. dutchs

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  2. GunnerGSP

    GunnerGSP Active Member

    Well that stinks! :p
     
  3. rickjames

    rickjames Hard Work! Dedication! Supporter

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    ***...hahahaha that man is crazy
     
  4. dutchs

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    Isn't that something!! He would have had to shoot my whole family!! MASS FARTER MURDERER:eek::eek:
     
  5. GunnerGSP

    GunnerGSP Active Member

    Hey now...I've smelled a few that shoulda been a crime!

    Especially dangerous are the snipers. You know, the ones that hit you before you even know what happened.
     
  6. dutchs

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    Those SBD's are really obnoxius too!!:eek:
     
  7. rickjames

    rickjames Hard Work! Dedication! Supporter

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    Yes, the ones where you look around the room hoping no one noticed it was you, as you walk around the room lingering everywhere. Haha
     
  8. I guess the man that had the gun pulled on him should have been around this sign.........

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    To indicate that he is in the farting zone.
     
  9. unit44justin

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    I can never get away with the ones that you know could peel paint off a wall when I am at work. I will be all by my self working on a project and all of a sudden the manager feels she needs to come over and spark a conversation.
     
  10. dutchs

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    How about the Walking Fart in the Grocery?? I can clear an aisle FAST!!!

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  11. DTOWNREX

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    Damn! That fart must have been some serious smellin stuff!!!
     
  12. rickjames

    rickjames Hard Work! Dedication! Supporter

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    or if you have an infant pick them up and say "DAMN YOU STINK"
    Hahaha
    3 years ago when my oldest was 6 months old we were getting her ears pierced and I ripped the most horrific smelling fart ever.....my wife was so embarrassed that she walked away as I lifted my daughter smelling her diaper (cover up) and the lady working there plugged her nose.
    Hahahaha
     
  13. Lol too good! :D
     
  14. cbmarine

    cbmarine Semper Fi

    Now I know I've joined the right forum. I save my walking farts to help me up the stairs!
     
  15. dutchs

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    Farts are a family affair here! We got ducks, farting, cats farting, pink elephants, you name it!
     
  16. Eye_Peeled

    Eye_Peeled 8th Gen. Fla Cracker (not creepy though)

    Feudin' neighbors are always looking for ways to get the upper hand. He could have tooted a bicycle horn and the result would have been the same.
     

  17. Ah, the crop duster!
     
  18. fireman5

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    The best way to avoid being blamed is to crop dust. lol
     
  19. dutchs

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    Ahhh yes. Crop dusting is a long tradition in my family and my particular specialty! !!