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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Redhairdontcare, Jun 29, 2012.
People are just blasted nuts!! Can't even fart where ya want to anymore!!
Well that stinks!
***...hahahaha that man is crazy
Isn't that something!! He would have had to shoot my whole family!! MASS FARTER MURDERER
Hey now...I've smelled a few that shoulda been a crime!
Especially dangerous are the snipers. You know, the ones that hit you before you even know what happened.
Those SBD's are really obnoxius too!!
Yes, the ones where you look around the room hoping no one noticed it was you, as you walk around the room lingering everywhere. Haha
I guess the man that had the gun pulled on him should have been around this sign.........
To indicate that he is in the farting zone.
I can never get away with the ones that you know could peel paint off a wall when I am at work. I will be all by my self working on a project and all of a sudden the manager feels she needs to come over and spark a conversation.
How about the Walking Fart in the Grocery?? I can clear an aisle FAST!!!
Damn! That fart must have been some serious smellin stuff!!!
or if you have an infant pick them up and say "DAMN YOU STINK"
3 years ago when my oldest was 6 months old we were getting her ears pierced and I ripped the most horrific smelling fart ever.....my wife was so embarrassed that she walked away as I lifted my daughter smelling her diaper (cover up) and the lady working there plugged her nose.
Lol too good!
Now I know I've joined the right forum. I save my walking farts to help me up the stairs!
Farts are a family affair here! We got ducks, farting, cats farting, pink elephants, you name it!
Feudin' neighbors are always looking for ways to get the upper hand. He could have tooted a bicycle horn and the result would have been the same.
Ah, the crop duster!
The best way to avoid being blamed is to crop dust. lol
Ahhh yes. Crop dusting is a long tradition in my family and my particular specialty! !!