BLTs must have at least 8 slices. It is meat candy. The only thing that makes bacon better is more bacon. Anything can be made better with bacon. Anything. Bacon is the alien test. If someone does not like bacon, they are from another world or have been on an island with a mad doctor and they are in reality a mutated pig that cringes at the thought of cannibalism, but secretly agrees and understands the epicness that is bacon. It had to be said.